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 Post subject: Chicken,,,,,,,
PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:22 pm 
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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
Chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
Everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
Chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
He said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
Animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
Happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
Was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
Asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
Them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
Again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
Doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
Famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...

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 Post subject: Re: Chicken,,,,,,,
PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:12 pm 
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:biglol: At least he did not chicken out... :cool:

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 Post subject: Re: Chicken,,,,,,,
PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:39 am 
That teacher must've had a beef with that kid...................................


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 Post subject: Re: Chicken,,,,,,,
PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:07 pm 
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This kid loves chicken way to much. :clap:

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